Low Cortisol Meme Template

This template is a stock graphic illustrating a cortisol level meter—the hormone primarily responsible for the body's stress response. It follows the classic "speedometer" design seen in everything from internet speed tests to credit score indicators. It became a meme as a way to visually quantify the exact moment someone’s peace of mind is shattered by a specific event or "bad take."

• The Gauge: A semi-circle divided into color-coded zones: Green (Low), Yellow/Orange (Normal/Rising), and Red (High).
• The Needle: Currently pointing to the far left (Low), providing a "Before" state that users can edit or animate to swing violently to the right.
• The Text: "CORTISOL LEVEL" at the top establishes the biological theme of the joke.