5 Million Dollars Meme Template

A drag performer with a huge black wig, grey headband and gold hoops speaks to camera, face scrunched in disbelief, then the shot cuts wide to show her sitting on the floor in a burgundy dress, clutching what look like bundles of money in her lap.

The title credits drag queen Kornbread. She opens with "There's no way in hell this is five million dollars" and the follow-up line is crude.

For the moment a number looks too good to be real and then is somehow exactly right.

• me opening my tax refund