Am I Maintaining Mitch? Meme Template

Two panicky men in close-up, apparently Jason Sudeikis and Will Ferrell, cut back and forth. One hurries the other along; the other asks "Am I maintaining?" with wide, sweaty eyes.

The reply is brutally honest: "No, you're not, you look horrible."

An app's download watermark pops up at the top for the final stretch; trim it.

Faking composure when you clearly aren't composed.

• walking into the exam after two hours of sleep
• sitting in an interview after six coffees