Blue lobster jumpscare Meme Template

A pale blue lobster faces the lens head-on, beady black eyes, antennae hanging down past two speckled claws held up like a boxer's guard. For five seconds it hardly twitches, which is the unsettling part.

Silent. Cut to it straight after a calm shot so the stare lands as the scare.

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