Calvin Candie Dying Meme Template

Leonardo DiCaprio as Calvin Candie in Django Unchained: a close-up of his startled stare, then a wider shot of him clutching the white carnation on his chest, staggering, and dropping flat on his back.

The bloody gunshot itself is cut off in this version. It plays as an overly dramatic death for anyone defeated by something minor, like a stubbed toe.

• me after carrying the shopping up two floors
• my phone at 3% when I need the map