Chalk Art Meme Template

A moustached teacher type in white sleeves, grey waistcoat and khakis attacks a classroom chalkboard, filmed from the side. Only the board is keyed, so any drawing you add becomes his work. He scribbles, steps back, then reaches up high with a clenched fist, writing with real conviction.

No sound. Fill the board with a diagram, a plan or a terrible idea and let him present it like a lecture.

• explaining my fantasy football strategy to the boys
• me mapping out why I deserve a nap