Crying Swiftie Meme Template

Long dyed-green hair, round glasses and a disco-ball earring: this fan sobs at her phone camera in a beige hoodie, mouth wide open, then buries her face in green-painted nails before wailing again.

A song plays underneath. The template name pegs her as a Taylor Swift fan, and the disco-ball earring fits that.

Swifties post it for tour dates, ticket queues and surprise-song announcements; non-fans post it for being emotionally destroyed by something minor.

• me in the ticketmaster queue at position 48,000
• when the surprise song is the one I wanted