Elder Millennial Meme Template

A roller derby team in silver helmets, wrist guards and Cincinnati Rollergirls tank tops pass the camera along the line, each skater calling out an age: 32, 33, 35, 38 and so on. The last one, in a teal bandana, grins and simply says "elder millennial."

Partway in, a watermark pill advertising a green-screen app pops up near the top and stays.

For anyone who won't give a number but will give a generation.

• me when the doctor asks my age
• people who remember dial-up