Eye of Rah Meme Template

Red twists piled high, a guy gapes into his phone, and then the edit goes off the rails: flames swallow him, a single cyclops eye opens on his forehead, and he ends as a black horned silhouette with glowing pink horns and lasers firing from his eyes.

The voiceover is explicit. Roughly the second half pitches a green-screen app, phone keyboard and all; trim before use.

• me after someone touches my food without asking