Fake Car Wreck Meme Template

Bespectacled, in a speckled fleece, a young driver sits in his parked car, an iced drink in the cupholder, and asks the internet to "edit this video to make it look like I got into a wreck so I can call in to work tomorrow." Then he throws himself sideways as if hit.

Only the windows are keyed, so the car interior stays and you drop the crash outside. He is asking for exactly what the template does: a crash staged outside the glass.

• my excuse is ready
• boss, you will not believe this