“Favorite candy. Reese’s Pieces of them Lifesaver gummies. Meme Template

Talking to his phone, a man with glasses, a goatee and a black tee lists his favourite candy in a flat, matter-of-fact voice: Reese's Pieces, or "them Lifesaver gummies". He closes with "If you give me a bag of them, they're gone."

Used as a deadpan non-answer, or when someone gets oddly specific about snacks.

• me answering the icebreaker at orientation
• when the date asks what I'm passionate about