Gail Lewis, Walmart Associate, Signing Out Meme Template

Side-on, a bespectacled employee in a neon safety vest over the blue Walmart vest and work gloves clipped to her hip raises a walkie-talkie and announces her exit to the whole store.

Her line, also burned in as captions: "Attention Walmart, this is Gail Lewis, 10-year associate, Morris Illinois 844, signing out. Good night."

Posted for leaving anything with ceremony: a job, a friendship, a shift that felt like a decade.

• me closing the laptop at 4:59 before a long weekend
• exiting the cousins' chat once politics came up