Go Yourself Meme Template

Long brown hair, rosy cheeks, a friendly chatty face: she addresses her phone like she's sharing a recipe, pausing to purse her lips and shut her eyes as if collecting herself. In its last moment the shot shrinks and a grey laptop lid swings into view.

What she actually says is a stream of swearing plus insults about someone's looks, so treat the sound as explicit.

Sweet face, vicious words; that makes it a calm, smiling tell-off.

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