“I Have Plans That I Cannot Share with You” Green Screen Meme Template

Thick-bearded, in a blue and white patterned zip jacket, a man addresses his phone's selfie camera, brow furrowed, nodding for emphasis. He looks like Dr. Umar Johnson.

He says three times, almost word for word, that he has plans he cannot share right now "because the haters will sabotage me," ending with "but I got some stuff in the works."

Good for being grandly mysterious about very small ambitions.

• replying to 'so what are you doing after graduation?'
• explaining why I can't tell you my fantasy draft strategy