“I Just Want a Cup of Tea and Some Soda Bread and Sit Down Somewhere Quiet” Meme Template

Two characters from Peep Show. Mark, in a striped top and braces, asks "How was it?"; Jeremy, in an olive field jacket and grey scarf, snaps back that he doesn't want to talk about it and just wants "a cup of tea and some soda bread and sit down somewhere quiet."

Jeremy's line is the whole template: a frazzled man asking for the smallest possible comfort.

• me walking in after a family wedding
• how I answer 'how was the meeting?'