“I Never Had Much as a Kid” Jack Horner – Puss in Boots: The Last Wish Meme Template

Jack Horner, the plum-coated villain from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish, rolls his eyes skyward and whines "I never had much as a kid, just loving parents and stability in a mansion and a thriving baked goods enterprise for me to inherit" while the Ethical Bug sits on his shoulder looking pained.

He finishes by dismissing all of it as useless.

Ideal for anyone complaining about a hard life that sounds suspiciously comfortable.

• my cousin who got a car for his 16th talking about struggle
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