“I’m a Pimp. P I M P. If You Don’t Know, You Do Now.” TikTok Meme Template

A teenage boy with swept-back brown hair, in an olive T-shirt, is asked "What do you do?" He answers by pounding his chest with a fist, gazing into the distance with total conviction: "I'm a P-I-M-P, if you don't know, you do now."

It is a short TikTok bit, and the joke is how serious his face stays.

Used as an answer to any question about your job, hobby or qualifications.

• me explaining my LinkedIn title
• when the barber asks what I do for a living