“I’m Already Married” Onijah Robinson Meme Template

Onijah Robinson, in a dark headscarf and a maroon fleece, holds something near her chin and squints at the camera. Flatly she says "I'm already married. We don't have kids yet. We married in Utah," then stumbles over "online."

Her bit is over after about ten seconds; an App Store pitch fills what follows, so snip it.

Handy for shutting down a flirt with a backstory nobody asked for.

• replying to the guy in my DMs who said 'hey beautiful'