“I’m Processing the Most Triggering Breakup I’ve Had in Nine Years Meme Template

Legs stretched across the floor, a woman in a sleeveless white top laughs hysterically, head tipped back, one hand flapping at the air. The caption reads "I am processing the most triggering breakup I've had in 9 years" and she says the same line aloud.

Everything about her delivery contradicts the words.

For announcing a crisis while clearly having a great time.

• me after my favourite café changed the oat milk brand