“Innocent and Pure About This Little Thing” Mia Goth Meme Template

Long blonde hair, white polo with navy stripes: credited as Mia Goth, she holds up a blown-glass bulb on a long silver stem, peers through it, waves it about and then dangles it from her fingertips like a prize fish.

She says, softly, "There's something so innocent and pure about this little thing, you just want to protect it."

Used ironically about something that is clearly not innocent at all.

• me about my cat who has knocked over every glass I own
• my mom about the dog who ate my AirPods