It’s Just Alcohol Meme Template

In a barber's chair, a customer draped in a black cape rants and swings his arms, slapping the air, while the barber behind him, in a black Brooklyn number 7 jersey, stops cutting and stares down at him with a flat, patient face.

His words are mostly garbled; the joke sits in the barber's silence.

For anyone hearing a long justification for something small.

• me explaining why the third coffee doesn't count
• the guy at brunch defending his fourth mimosa