I’ve Been Fired, I’ve Been Arrested Meme Template

Short-haired, pink tie-dye top on, a woman looks into her webcam and ticks off fingers one by one, flat-voiced and unblinking: "I've been fired, I've been arrested, my home has been raided." The list keeps going and turns darker, ending on self-harm, so listen through before you share it.

Used to list every consequence of something trivial, delivered with total calm.

• my résumé after one group project
• what happened after I said 'reply all'