Not My Name, Quarterback Meme Template

Wearing a cut-off Archwood Wolves shirt, a muscly guy winds up a football with the subtitle "Yo Chase, go long." His teammate, matching tee and blue running shorts, leaps for it, he grins "Nice catch, Cheer!", and she fires back "Not my name, Quarterback" with the ball tucked under her arm.

Looks like a teen sports comedy; the burned-in subtitles stay on through each line. Audio carries a single mild curse.

For the coworker who calls you by your job instead of your name.

• thanks, IT guy / it's Kevin, Marketing