Pond Touch Toe Meme Template

In a sage polo, black trousers and chunky trainers, a young man stands on the rocky lip of a pond, leans out and hops off. The water is keyed out, making him jump into your footage, and then he lands back on the ledge in a crouch. Tall white columns and palm trees line the path behind him.

Music plays the whole way through.

Testing the waters, literally: dipping a toe into something and retreating immediately.

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