Relations With That Tree Meme Template

Someone in a skin-tight red bodysuit, flipper feet and a stuck-on yellow moustache grips a mic and a sheet of notes, reading a statement deadpan. Halfway through they point sideways at another spot.

The line is a riff on the Clinton denial: "I did not have sexual relations with that tree. I had it with that one."

Works as a fake press conference for any denial that only narrows down the guilt.

• my cat explaining which plant she actually knocked over
• me clarifying which ex I was talking about