Santa’s Surprise Meme Template

Someone in a full Santa suit filmed on a low-quality camera in a room with a ceiling fan leans in and says "Merry Christmas. Have you been a good boy? I know you have. Come on, Santa's got a surprise for you."

He then opens his coat, and a green hole sits where his chest should be, ready for whatever the reveal is.

The creepy-uncle energy is the point: whatever gets revealed is meant to be unsettling or deeply disappointing.

• the surprise: it's socks again
• when your gift is a 40 minute timeshare presentation