Stolen Helium Meme Template

Suited in black over a white open-collar shirt, a man is mobbed by reporters' phones pushed toward his face. Asked about "the alleged video that leaked of you stealing a truckload of helium", he squints, then denies any part in the missing helium with a wide, guilty grin.

The scrum looks staged, more skit than news.

Use it to deny something absurd you obviously did.

• me when asked who finished the cereal
• the dog when the bin is knocked over