The Basement Yard Singing All or Nothing Meme Template

Two podcasters take turns on a boy-band ballad, apparently on The Basement Yard. The one wearing an oatmeal cable-knit pulls a pink microphone close, eyes shut, hand on heart; his co-host, in a red Cincinnati cap and red Texas jersey, croons hunched into a black desk mic.

Both commit like it is the final of a talent show. It goes under anything sung far too sincerely.

• us at karaoke once the pitchers arrive
• the flatmates serenading the dog