Where Are My Cigarettes? Meme Template

Feathery white hair, black-and-white animal print: this lady stares into the camera, slumps her head down in disbelief, then looks up again to complain. She wanted cigarettes and red licorice: "It wasn't a hard dilemma. It was real simple."

The opening line swears. Use it for anyone who comes back with the wrong order from a two-item list.

• me when my partner comes home without the milk
• sent him for bread, he came back with a scratch card