Why Haven’t You Joined the Army Meme Template

A host resembling Sal Vulcano of Impractical Jokers, dark blazer and open collar, interviews a small girl wearing leopard print. He opens softly with "What's your favorite food?", she says pizza, and he follows up deadpan with "Why haven't you joined the army to help defend our country?" Her eyes go wide and her jaw drops.

The swerve from small talk to an absurd accusation is the bit. It gets reused whenever someone asks a completely unreasonable follow-up question.

• relatives at Christmas after asking about my grades
• the job interview after 'tell me about yourself'