You Can Call Me Anything You Want, but Don’t Call Me That Meme Template

A tanned man with a mullet-ish haircut and a moustache, in a pink T-shirt, leans on a pale blue railing and laughs, then delivers his line with a sly grin and looks away chuckling.

He speaks what is probably Dutch; the template's English name gives the gist: you can call him anything, just not that.

Use it for the one nickname or label you refuse to accept.

• call me late, call me lazy, just don't call me before 9
• you can call me broke but don't call me cheap