“You’re Excused, but I’m Not Your Bruh” Zoolander Meme Template

Ben Stiller's Derek Zoolander, in a red leather jacket, faces Owen Wilson's Hansel in a shadowy corridor. "Excuse me, brah." "You're excused." "And I'm not your brah." Derek stares blankly as Hansel squints back.

The exchange comes from Zoolander, early in the rivalry between the two models.

Handy when someone gets overly familiar, or to shut down a chummy reply with a cold one.

• the uber driver calling me 'boss'
• recruiter on linkedin: hey buddy