Ashton Hall Getting Ready Meme Template

Ashton Hall works through his morning routine shirtless in a gold chain, white timestamps floating over his chest: mouth tape at 3:52 am, brushing his teeth at 3:54, cheeks puffed out at 3:56, then at 8:43 am peeling a banana and rubbing the skin on his face.

Parodied for any over-engineered routine, the stranger the step the better.

• 4:07 am: checking if anyone replied to my story