Big Painting Reveal Meme Template

In a paint-spattered white warehouse studio, an artist, bare-armed and in splattered trousers, heaves an enormous canvas upright on its edge, swings it round so the front faces us, and then stands next to it with arms folded like a bouncer.

Because the canvas face is keyed out, the 'masterpiece' is whatever you put there. A giant white heart sculpture sits by the windows.

The joke lands best when the reveal is something tiny, stupid or badly drawn.

• six months of work: my stick-figure self-portrait
• presenting my budget for the month