Can I Use This for Ah Red Carpet? Meme Template

A press junket gag in which celebrities, including Zendaya, Saoirse Ronan and Ariana Grande, are each handed the same warped, iridescent glass vessel and try to work out what it is. They hold it up to the light and squint at it; finally a guest dressed in white balances it on her head like a fascinator and asks "Can I use this for a red carpet?"

Handy when presenting a strange gift, a bad purchase or a design choice nobody understands.

• unwrapping what accounts got me for Christmas
• what I made in my first pottery class