Curtain Reveal Meme Template

Outside a brick building, a bald man and a woman wearing camel wool yank heavy red velvet curtains apart while a photographer in a cap snaps away. What they unveil is a big green panel.

A swelling music cue lands on the reveal.

Unveil something underwhelming with the pomp of a ribbon-cutting.

• proudly presenting: my CV
• the new office microwave