Curtain Reveals Meme Template

In a hotel room, someone wearing a green-and-white argyle jumper strides past the bed and yanks the heavy grey curtains apart. The window behind them is green; you supply the view.

The voiceover sounds like the Jet2 holiday advert, which sets up a dream view for whatever you drop in next.

Funniest when the view is a letdown: a car park, a brick wall, the office.

• booked a sea view, got this
• opening the blinds at my parents' place, week one of 'holiday'