“Doesn’t Matter” The Whale Meme Template

Brendan Fraser as Charlie in The Whale, nasal cannula on, speaks flatly to camera: "These assignments don't matter. This course doesn't matter. College doesn't matter." Only his eyes wander.

Watch for a download-app banner that pops up in the top half partway through; it needs cropping.

Used for nihilism about deadlines, especially right before finals.

• my thesis advisor at 2am
• the group project once two members ghost