For the Next Two Hours Meme Template

A CGI chimpanzee in a black suit and white tie works a mic stand like a rock frontman, jabbing a finger at the audience, slapping a hand to his forehead and baring his teeth in a roar before striking a pose with one arm flung high.

His line warns the audience that they belong to him for the next two hours, with one mild swear in it.

Fits a concert, a long movie, or the start of any lecture nobody can escape.

• the maths teacher as the double period begins
• the director before the 3-hour cut