How Dare You Ask Me That Meme Template

Seated in a dark zip jacket, apparently Paul McCartney, reads a question off a white card, mock-gasps, then flings the card away with a dismissive sweep before settling back with a stony stare.

Only the tail of the line is audible. It works as theatrical offence at a perfectly normal question.

• when the dentist asks if I floss
• relatives asking when I'm getting married