It’s the Fourth of July. Where the Police At? Meme Template

A little girl with a big red bow and a "Little Miss America" tank top grips a black object in one fist and talks fast into the camera, raising her other hand, before the phone swings away.

She announces she is ready to pop firecrackers on the Fourth, then asks where the police are.

Rolled out every July for anyone a little too excited about the fireworks.

• me at 11:58pm on July 3rd
• the neighbor kid with a whole bag of fireworks