I'm a NYU Film School Graduate! Meme Template

On a sidewalk, a man with a shaggy bowl cut, pale blue dress shirt and black briefcase leans forward, thumping his chest and yelling "And I'm an NYU film school graduate. Sucker!" Then he straightens up and starts fiddling with his phone like nothing happened.

The pride is so loud and so oddly specific that it suits any credential nobody asked about.

Drop it after someone brags about a qualification halfway through an argument.

• me after one YouTube tutorial on plumbing
• I have a certificate in Excel. Sucker!