“I’m a Star! Meme Template

An opossum trundles toward the viewer head-on, then swings sideways with its mouth open, showing a row of tiny teeth as it scuttles across the frame.

Over it a voice says "Sorry, it's time to go", and someone protests "No! I'm a—" until the audio stops mid-word.

Fits anyone being escorted off a stage, out of a party, or away from a family photo they weren't invited to.

• me getting escorted off the open mic stage
• when security asks me to leave the karaoke booth