“They All Deserve to Die!” Josh Groban Meme Template

Josh Groban, bearded, in clear glasses and studio headphones, fades in and sings with real menace, jaw dropping wide on the big note.

The lyric is Sweeney Todd's, a role he played on Broadway; the headphones suggest a recording session.

Four seconds of dramatic fury, directed at whoever reclined their seat on a flight or spoiled a finale.

• my thoughts on people who clap when the plane lands