Jennette McCurdy Screams at a Party Popper Meme Template

Sitting cross-legged in a black waistcoat and wide trousers, Jennette McCurdy holds a party popper at arm's length, winces, then pulls it and instantly clamps both hands over her ears as confetti falls on her. She ends up laughing.

Expect two swear words while she psyches herself up.

Fits any tiny thing that feels terrifying: sending a text, opening an email, cracking a can.

• me pressing submit on the job application
• checking my overdraft on Monday