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Dark ponytail, cream knit sweater: a woman talks straight into a phone camera, then darts her eyes sideways mid-sentence. Purple brush-stroke subtitles pop up word by word along the bottom.

She looks like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in one of her selfie videos, but the voice track appears to be dubbed over it. Voice and subtitles are both crude, so check it before posting anywhere polite.

Used as an absurd non-sequitur, the joke being who seems to be saying it.

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