Kurt Angle 1,000-Yard Stare Meme Template

Wrestler Kurt Angle stares dead ahead, eyes wide open and lips pressed into a tight, trembling smile, like a man who just heard something that will haunt his whole week. He wears a white Sports Illustrated tee that reads "SCHULTZ" and barely moves.

The only sound is a long, strained "mmmmm".

A reply to anything unsettling said in a completely normal voice.

• when my mom says 'we need to talk when you get home'
• coworker: 'I microwave fish every day'