My Mother Ate Fries Meme Template

Bundled up in a magenta coat with gold hoops, a woman eats fries out of a paper cone with desperate speed, eyes darting around as if she might be caught. She shoves one in, chews with her cheeks puffed, side-eyes something off-screen, then digs back in with a little wooden fork.

A voice-over announces, word for word, the title line.

It's for anyone who devoured something fast and wants to make it everyone's business, or for snacking guiltily.

• mum in the car park before she gets home with our McDonald's
• me eating the fries before the order reaches the table