“No, I Do Not! And Don’t You Ever Say I Did.” Kenneth Copeland Meme Template

Televangelist Kenneth Copeland, in navy pinstripes, leans out of an open car door and points hard at someone beside the car. His face goes from wide-eyed outrage to a cold sideways glare while the arm stays locked in place.

He snaps "No, I do not! And don't you ever say I did."

Good for flat denials of something everyone saw you do.

• replying to 'did you eat my leftovers' (I did)
• asked if I've been on my phone all night