Patrick Bateman Walking with Headphones Meme Template

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho strides our way, suited, red-tied, big headphones on, face perfectly blank. Partway through he turns, leaving only slicked-back hair and shoulders heading away.

The original is the morning walk to the office in the film's opening stretch.

Suits sigma-grindset parodies and anyone romanticising an ordinary commute.

• strolling to my desk with one podcast queued
• 8:59am, coffee in hand, no thoughts